Browse Professor Quotes

I know you boys have been following me around stalking me, trying to take dirty pictures of me. Stay the fuck away from me you perverts.
—Some older woman who drove past Jeremiah and Adam on a random back road of this fine town.
First you gotta take the coat off,
then you get the sweater off,
and then finally you can get down.
—Dr. Terri Magnus: MA166A Calculus II
Look at Adam. He is divine. Look at the size of his mind!
—Dr. Paul Lizotte, major British Writers, informing the class on the flawless nature that is Adam Plunkett
Sperm is like wine, it has to mature.
—Prof. O'Donnell, 2-12-01, Adolescent Psych discussion on puberty
I should shave my nipples off.
—Said Some random important-looking woman in the cafeteria.
I study memory, that doesn't mean that I use it
—Professor Peter Frost PSY 101 General Psychology
Divorce; from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
—Robin Williams
Add their ages together and they are legal :-)

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You are a very complex and sophisicated thinker given the fact that your family are rednecks.
—Dr. Paul Lizotte, professor of HS120A, commenting on one of his students
I was just so wasted last night.
—Dr. Tim Doherty, professor of ENG125F, talking about why he didn't answer the phone